Do all chefs think they should be rock stars/pop stars?

Is is just me or do most chefs want to get wasted on booze, sniff cocaine off naked bodies and smash up  bedrooms. In reality though they drink beer, smoke weed and leave dirty pants under their bed.
The trouble is they don't actually sing rock tunes either, instead they sing pop tunes in the gayest high pitched voice they can muster.
Tunes of the moment are

1. Bruno Mars - Just the way you are
2. Cee lo Green - Fuck you
3. Lady Gaga - Alejandro

and they don't know the whole song either just the catchy chorus. When one starts that is it, it get's in everybodys head and you will have a male voice choir starting up during service. One will sing

"I see you driving round town with the girl I love, and I'm like"

Then the whole team will join in with the words

"FUCK YOU!!!!!"

Then you see the restaurant manager coming flying in through the restaurant door, shouting
"The guests!, The guests!"